August 2008
1 post
Oh, it really did happen...
I hung out pacing between the neighbors houses waiting for the fire trucks to show up. The thing that really jacks with me when I think about it is that in my mad scramble to vacate the premise, I had turned the outside Christmas lights on.
So, you’ve got this house, it’s the pinnacle of festive cheer, every window and peak outlined with those fat, rainbow Christmas lights…and...
May 2008
2 posts
DumbBaby Turns 13....(the night Mama D went...
In honor of DumbBaby’s 23rd birthday, I’m giving you this little gem. Chances are most of you who read this will say “Oh yeah…I forgot that happened,” because this story really did take a community to create into this solid ball of hype that still remains ten years later. I know some of you all will remember because DumbBaby and I have some serious reoccurring...
April 2008
1 post
"I thought tha guys gowen sit on ut!"
DumbBaby was a strange child.
Of course, this is a very sweeping generalization so I’m obligated to lay it down and show you why my little sister is a weirder kid than your little sister.
She was fiercely blonde, talked like a Guatemalan child with a mouthful of thumbtacks, trying to learn english as a second language. One of the charming thing about having a slightly younger crony who wanted...